Etiquette is everything.

 
  • Screening is required for all new clients

  • A positive attitude is appreciated and always returned

  • Mutual respect is required, I reserve the right to leave at anytime during our date with my donation if I feel that my safety has been threatened.

  • In public, please leave my consideration in a card or in a gift bag. In a private setting, please leave my consideration in an unsealed envelope on the bathroom counter.

  • My rates are non-negotiable. Any attempt to negotiate will lead to the end of our friendship.

  • Before requesting an in-date extension, please confirm that you have the proper consideration with you.

  • When you are running late, please let me know as far in advance as possible, otherwise last minute updates have a 10 minute grace period, after that our time together will have to end when it was originally scheduled to end.

  • Never make me ask for my consideration.